Everyone knows Hoth has only two native animal species, the Wampa and the Tauntaun.  They have evolved together, forming a symbiotic relationship, in which they survive by eating each other.  Sounds ridiculous, but anyone who tells you otherwise in an idiot.  In order to promote their new secret base, the Rebel Alliance issued a spiffy calendar to new recruits in order to convince them that Hoth was a great place to hang out and hide from the Empire.

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January: Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to take a dump here!

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February: Join the Alliance, see the Galaxy, dress warm!

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March: Wampa! Wampa! Wampa! Ah, good times

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April: Kids love tauntauns!

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May: Look away! I'm hideous!

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June: Visit the lovely beaches of Hoth!

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July: Wampa boardgame piece. Not so scary now, eh?

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August: I got nuthin'

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September: Video Game wampas: they're boxy, but good!(Paul Reiser)

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October: Mmmmm. Yummy!

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November: Even Wampas need some lovin'

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December: Tauntaun artwork by Ziro the Hutt

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