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Around 11 years ABY, the New Republic celebrated their biggest mass murdering Jedi with a calendar!




January
TK-119
TK-119

Death

Killed when trying to prevent Rebel upstarts from escaping the Death Star. He fired about a dozen warning shots before being repaid for his kindness with a direct hit in the chest.

February
Elias
Elias Grover

Death

Employee at the White Castle on the Death Star. It was a summer job with lousy pay, but he was killed when Luke blew it up. He died a virgin.

 
March
Dackralter
Dack Ralter

Death

Dack was Luke's copilot in the Battle of Hoth, and killed when Luke let him take the brunt of a direct hit from an Imperial AT-AT.

 
April
Mercenarypilot
Cliff Nambla

Death

Cliff was simply hanging out on the party Skiff at the Pit of Carkoon when Luke suddenly jumped over and started hacking people up with his Lightsaber. Cliff took a Force-kick in the face, and fell to his death in the Sarlacc.

 
May
Tarkin
Grand Moff Tarkin

Death

Fresh from murdering the entire population of the planet Alderaan, Tarkin was killed when Luke blew him up on the Death Star. Let's face it, he had it coming.

 
June
Rancor
Rancor

Death

Jabba's pet Rancor, like all Rancor, had no anus with which to poop. After consuming a meaty Gamorrean, the Rancor felt the usual intense pain with not being able to make stool. Recognizing Luke as a Jedi, the Rancor approached him and asked, in Rancorese, if there was any way he could get assistance with his issue. Luke helped him by closing a giant door on his neck.

 
July
Corporal drelosyn
Corporal Drelosyn

Death

Just doing his job, Drelosyn was killed by Luke Skywalker while patrolling on the forest moon of Endor.

 
August
TwoSheds
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

Death

Arthur was a pilot for the Empire, and sent out to stop the Rebel starfighters from destroying the Death Star. He was able to shoot down one enemy before being caught in the explosion when Luke blew the space station up.

 
September
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Veedaaz Awmetth

Death

While working for the Anchorhead Times, he was doing a piece on the disturbing practice of teenagers killing the local Womprats. While in the desert, he was accidentally shot by a teenager killing Womprats.

 
October
Wittin
Wittin

Death

A Jawa at Jabba The Hutt's rehab center learning to curb his violent tendancies, Wittin was murdered along with all the other passengers when Luke blew up the Sail Barge.

 
November
Jar Jar
Jar Jar Binks

Death

This Gungan was being held prisoner on the Death Star when Luke blew it up along with all the other innocent prisoners held there.

 
December
Porkins
Jek Porkins

Death

Porkins was a victim of many practical jokes during his time with the Rebel Alliance, but none were more sinister than the explosive device placed under the seat of his X-Wing by Skywalker.

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