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Orenth'aa'aal S'impson

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Jawa Juice during his award winning acting career.

Orenth'aa'aal S'impson was a star running back for the Jundland Nerfs.  He was pretty awesome, and had the nickname "Jawa Juice".  Nobody knows why.  Anyway, he set lots of records.  After football, he became a famous holonet commercial actor, and then a silly movie actor.

All of this fame paled in comparison to that of the day he was arrested for murder.  After a wacky trial in which his lawyer wowed audiences with the catchy "If the robe ain't filthy, the Juice ain't guilty", S'impson was set free, but his rep was forever tarnished. 

Years later, he was arrested for something involving sports memoribilia.  Whatever.

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