No one took their job more seriously in the Empire than the guys who made everything shiny and sparkle. Their motto was "Make it clean enough for the Emperor to eat off it."

This strategy turned out to be fortunate when the Emperor once got drunk, took his shirt off and ate a cheeseburger off the floor. He later claimed it was the best cheeseburger he'd ever tasted, and insisted that all his burgers have a trace of lemon after that.