Darth Vader was the biggest Badass in the Galaxy.
Born Anakin Skywalker, Vader grew up on the remote planet of Tatooine. Vader was one of the whiniest, and probably more spoiled kids that ever inhabited Tatooine..............until his son, Luke arrived. Anyway, Vader was played by a very unrelenting spoiled child actor, that eventually grew to be an unrelenting spoiled douchebag.
Vader as stated was spoiled by his mother Shmi Skywalker, because they lived as slaves and were owned my a little hispanic guy named Watto. He treated them like dirt, and therefore they acted like it. Anakin/Vader had no father, and was somehow concieved without his mother having had sex with anyone.......EVER. Which is some what believeable, because she wasn't all that good looking.
After meeting a Jedi Knight known as Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin was entered into a super pod racer...RACE, and as it was orchestrated, he won, and therefore, was givin to Qui-Gon, by Watto, as prize on a bet that wagered prior to the race .
Something, Something, DarksideAnakin was dragged before the Jedi council and eventuall Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan convinced Yoda to allow him to be trained as a Jedi. Mace Windu was not on board, but the other council members just sat there, so Anakin was trained.At a young age, he started hanging out with The Emperor, which was kind of inappropriate.
Eventually he married an older woman named Pade. She was apparently not at all wierded out by the fact that she used to babysit him.
At the end of the Clone Wars, Anakin turned to the dark side and threw Mace Windu out a window.
Eventually Darth Vader was defeated by his son Luke, and decided he might as well throw The Emperor down a conveniently located elevator shaft since he was going to die anyway. A few moments later, he died in his son's arms, and sprayed wet feces out the back of his suit.
He was burned on Endor, feces and all, and then appeared as a ghost to his son. First as an old man ghost, then as a young douche ghost. He then travelled to Tatooine, where he fell down the Sarlacc, played Texas Hold'em with Boba Fett, then went on to create an elaborate Ponzi scheme which stole millions of dollars from toy-buying Star Wars fans.
His last known residence was an apartment in Asbury Park, New Jersey, which he abandoned when it was discovered that Vader was in fact the only surviving Woodstock baby.