The dismal man sized up Fang, and decided to tell him that he was the Sith Lord Darth Dismulll, and he was looking for an apprentice. He sensed much anger in Fang. Fang explained it was probaby because he just missed a great deal on an LED TV, but Dismulll sensed something deeper, and Fang realized it must have something to do with his obsession with Bestine City. Dismulll suggested that Fang accompany him, and he would teach Fang everything about the Dark Side of the Force. Fang asked if he might learn to use the Force to alter the records in Bestine City's Municipal Building, and change the City's name. Dismulll had not imagined that the power of the Force could be used for such a thing before, but encouraged Fang to try. Fang was eager to learn the Dark Arts, so he agreed to go along. It was only after Fang's training began, that Dismulll realized Fang had absolutely no Force ability whatsoever. But Fang didn't seem to notice, and he was a pretty smart guy. This worked well for Dismulll, who wanted an apprentice, but really wasn't too crazy about the tradition of eventually being killed by him because of that poorly conceived Rule of Two. He also figured that Fang's smarts would be a good asset in Dismulll's plan to take over the Galaxy. So, even though he had no Force sensitivity, Fang was about to be deputized and Dismulll asked him what he wanted his cool Sith name to be. (Dismulll committed a serious breach of Sith etiquette by allowing Fang to pick his own Darth name, but he lacked an imagination.) Fang picked Darth Maltreet (remember in the first paragraph he liked to drink malted milk's at Reet's, so...yeah.). He wrote it on a Post-it note for Dismulll, who pronounced it like "mal-treat", as in "one who treats something poorly". But Fang corrected him, and told him he specifically wanted it pronounced "Malt-Reet". Dismulll agreed, but never remembered to pronounce it correctly, and this really annoyed the crap out of Darth Maltreet. Couple this with his anger over the Bestine name, and let me tell you, this was one pissed off Sith.